Songs of the week

"Hey, Phil Thompson, ooh, aah, I want to kno-o-o-ow, where you got that nose

"Hey, Phil Thompson, ooh, aah, I want to kno-o-o-ow, where you got that nose." As sung by supporters of any team playing Liverpool and their stand-in boss, (right) to the tune of Hey Baby.

"We've got Di Canio, You've got our stereo." What West Ham fans intend singing at Liverpool next Saturday, according to the Guardian.

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Mary Hannigan

Mary Hannigan

Mary Hannigan is a sports writer with The Irish Times