Question:"Who would you prefer to be stuck with in a lift for two hours – Jose Mourinho or Alex Ferguson?"

Arsene Wenger:"Is there a fire exit instead?"

– While his mind would have been occupied by Arsenal’s Champions League encounter with Roma last night Arsene Wenger would, you’d imagine, have had an interest in the outcome of the tie between Inter Milan and Manchester United. Who was he shouting for? Neither, by the sounds of this 2007 quote.