The real danger is that they'd end up looking like English soccer thugs. Still local barber Tommy Dolan promises to do a good job. No scars, no tufts, just that crazy bristled head so beloved of Chelsea fans, Combat 18, Johnny Adair, David Beckham, Gary Glitter, Sinead O'Conner, captain Jean Luc Pecard and Terry McHugh. Clearly a number of GAA players will add their names to that growing list as north Dublin GAA members are being urged to support a sponsored head-shaving event at the Parnells club in Coolock on Thursday September 7th. Proceeds will go to Beaumont Hospital's colon cancer research programme. Volunteers are sought. Tel: 087-2904982.