"Charlie, what's the score, Charlie, Charlie what's the score?"

- Manchester United fans ask Paul Ince (labelled a beeping "big time Charlie" by Alex Ferguson) to confirm that Liverpool are losing 2-0 at Old Trafford on Thursday night.

"You're worse than third division."

- Brentford fans pass judgement on Spurs's current form during last week's Worthington Cup tie at White Hart Lane.

"You can stick George Graham up your a**e."

- Spurs fans send a message to chairman Alan Sugar, during the same match.