"He's blonde, he's a pr**k, his name's a porno flick, Emmanuel, Emmanuel."

- Charlton fans celebrate Emmanuel Petit's sending off at Highbury.

"It's just like watching Alan Brazil."

- Barnsley fans honour their team by singing "it's just like watching Brazil" . . . after enduring Saturday's 0-0 draw between the teams, Birmingham fans decided their opponents' style was about as attractive as that of the former Ipswich Town striker.

"Give us a B."

- Borussia Munchengladbach fan sets the crowd a challenge. (An oldie, but a goldie).