"Que Saha, Saha, whatever will be will be, we're going to Wembley, Que Saha, Saha".

- Newcastle fans after Louis Saha's FA Cup winner against Blackburn on Wednesday night.

"United, United, rah rah rah; City, City, ha, ha, ha; Leeds, Leeds, baa, baa, baa; Scousers, Scousers where's my car?"

- Manchester United fans incorporate tributes to their dearest rivals - Manchester City, Leeds and Liverpool - in to their latest tune.

"You smell of fish and you know you do."

- Birmingham fans, not content with their 3-0 victory, question the personal hygiene of their hosts in the fishing town of Grimsby.